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The people have spoken, and they want more zombies. Since it’s Zombie Awareness Month, I’m not going to argue.
“Ahoy, Matey” is a tale that many of us can relate to on a very personal level. Anyone who was ever bullied or picked on in school will want to check out this story, and live vicariously through the main character. Sondra was given a horrible and embarrassing nickname in high school on account of her slow blossom into womanhood and boyish figure, Ahoy, Matey. As her ten-year high school reunion approaches, Sondra wants to show them all that she’s not only more woman than any of them can handle, but that despite the horrid way they treated her, she has an amazing life, a gorgeous husband who adores her and a brand new set of Double-Ds that are gonna knock their socks off.
Unfortunately, one of her implants ruptured during a bizarre sexicapade with her husband Todd, and something sinister leaked into her bloodstream. An army of microscopic, vengeance seekers are on the march toward her brain, and with every step they grow closer to taking over her mind. They hunger for brains, thriving on the sustenance of human glial cells. What better place to fuel that unnatural hunger than her high school reunion?
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I know, I know, it’s Star Wars Day, but what’s bigger than Star Wars? CINCO de JUNIUS, yo! My boy, Seth Harwood, has been working like a fiend to get word out there about Cinco de Junius, the official pre-order date for his brand new novel from Tyrus Books.
Seth podcasted Young Junius, and you can download the entire novel from iTunes and his website, but after podcasting, he went back and did some major editing, so there are differences between the podcast and the upcoming book. Now, here’s the deal… Seth is printing a limited run edition that you can pre-order directly from his site tomorrow, May 5th. Not only is it going to be autographed for all the Palms Mamas and Palms Daddies. This limited edition is gonna be beautiful, complete with cloth binding, a special embossed dust jacket featuring artwork by Jerry Scullion and Bob Ostrom, glossy black and white photos inside of the many locations mentioned throughout the book. How freakin’ sweet is that?
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As promised, here is episode twenty-two of Goblin Market. By my calculations, there will only be two more episodes before this baby goes to bed. Then I will be doing some serious editing and overhauling, sending it off to a panel of good friends for typo scanning, grammar hammering and suggestions. I will make more edits, get it all cleaned up, and move forward with the eBook conversion. I’m excited. This has been a fun journey, and it took me less than a year to reach the end, so that’s even better.
I hope you enjoy this episode. Be sure to stay tuned at the end for promos for Seth Harwood’s Young Junius and Geek Acres. As always, music for Goblin Market has been provided by Kevin MaCleod and incompetech.com.
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