So, as much as we love zombies, it’s hard to believe we’ve NEVER talked about them on Podcaturday… insanely hard to believe. So we remedied that little misdemeanor on today’s episode. We also revealed our first big DVD Giveaway winner, but to find out who it was, you gotta listen.

And speaking of DVDs… we’re giving away another DVD this weekend, and this one coincides with the Podcaturday discussion: ZOMBIE STRIPPERS! One of the best b-grade zombie flicks in the universe because it has my favorite porn star (no, it’s not Nicole Ireland,) Jenna Jameson in it. It’s also got Robert Englund and one of the most disgusting zombie battling tactics involving an 8 ball I’ve ever seen. You know what you gotta do to win: comment on any one of our three posts about this week’s Podcaturday, or call the hotline at 206-888-1710.
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The people have spoken, and they want more zombies. Since it’s Zombie Awareness Month, I’m not going to argue.

“Ahoy, Matey” is a tale that many of us can relate to on a very personal level. Anyone who was ever bullied or picked on in school will want to check out this story, and live vicariously through the main character. Sondra was given a horrible and embarrassing nickname in high school on account of her slow blossom into womanhood and boyish figure, Ahoy, Matey. As her ten-year high school reunion approaches, Sondra wants to show them all that she’s not only more woman than any of them can handle, but that despite the horrid way they treated her, she has an amazing life, a gorgeous husband who adores her and a brand new set of Double-Ds that are gonna knock their socks off.

Unfortunately, one of her implants ruptured during a bizarre sexicapade with her husband Todd, and something sinister leaked into her bloodstream. An army of microscopic, vengeance seekers are on the march toward her brain, and with every step they grow closer to taking over her mind. They hunger for brains, thriving on the sustenance of human glial cells. What better place to fuel that unnatural hunger than her high school reunion?
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This Friday I am bringing you a special treat straight from the bowels of the Zombie Apocalypse… A Dark Journeys Doubleshot of Living Dead proportions. That’s right, you heard me correctly… a doubleshot. Two short stories for the price of one. Now I know a lot of you love zombies and gore, so I am super excited about things this week and want to get these stories out to everyone I possibly can. Of course, this means asking you guys to help me out once again.

Asking you all to blog and tweet the stories has been helping drive sales, but in the end it’s not all about sales. It may seem that way sometimes, but really it’s about getting my work out to as many people as possible. As writers, that is our ultimate end goal. We write for ourselves, yes, but we also write for our readers.

Last week I gave away a lot of PDFs, and even had people who blogged the details for me and say the PDF wasn’t necessary. That meant a lot to me, so thank you to all who did on both ends. This week, I want to do something special for the people who help me out. Instead of giving away PDFs this week, I am going to give away a special podcast version of the Dark Journeys Doubleshot to EVERYONE who spreads the word on their blog…AND… to anyone who buys the story and emails me a screen capture of their purchase receipt from Smashwords or Amazon.

I am really excited about this, so I hope I can count on your continued help and support.

Dark Journeys #4 will drop this Friday morning, so stay tuned for the official announcement, and get your blogs ready. I will be including an excerpt you can post on your blog with the cover art with the blog when it goes live.